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more beuts with tats, less rock heads with ugly faces but a billion tats to cover for it.
Do not tell me how to run my fucking blog.
Because honestly I do not care for it. i will post what i please,i don’t think peopes looks should matter.
Unless i decide to change my URL to “hot-girls-with-hot-tats-judged-by—x0mh” , your opinion is irrelevant.
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so many gay guys were flirting with me yesterday at marble and they all thought I was lying when I told them I was straight :( xoxo
HAHAHAHA
more awkward cause you have a girlfriend
even more awkward because your dad thinks your girlfriend is a cover up for you being gay.
soz,face it ryan, everyone agrees your gay.
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sgtbeaverballs reblogged thefrogman
Office duckling finds thinks meetings are boring.
[video] [h/t: premiumgifs]
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comebacktobed reblogged judgemeonlyifyoureperfect
AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUEMY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
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